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Facing a continuing decline in ticket sales the head of British Airways has introduced a novel money making scheme to correct the maths. Passengers are to pay £60 to reserve a seat. Presumably the others have to stand and time will tell if this idea takes off or crashes! We look at some other light hearted ideas to increase airline profit. Perhaps your class at school could use their imagination, lateral thinking, science principles and maths to come up with money making ideas Willy Walsh, the Chief Executive of British Airways might want to consider.
- Aisle seats are the most popular. Replace all aisle seats with hard wooden ones that don’t recline. The £60 booking fee only applies to non aisle seats. Nobody wants to sit on wooden seat; should sell every other seat in first 2 minutes.
- Remove all trolleys to save weight. Fit microwave ovens and allow passengers to do their own catering. Only allow baked beans on toast to be cooked. Extract subsequent methane produced to burn as fuel in engines.
- Allow discount for all passengers who check in with donation of 10 litres of paraffin to use as fuel.
- Scrap luggage allowance flying to Far East. Give voucher to spend on arrival in airport shops selling local goods. Saves flying goods back to where it was made. Weight saved in the hold to be used for freight – some of the freight income pays for the voucher.
- Fill the empty hold with storage racks to be used to freeze foods for food producers. Load aircraft with ice cream mix or vegetables and freeze them in flight at -50 degrees.
- Each aircraft tows a second one as a glider. There a hundreds of spare airliners sitting in the Mojave dessert. The glider has its engines removed to save weight and drag. Tickets in the glider could cost more as the ride is quieter. Ideas on how to land to be investigated. Cabin pressurisation fed from mother ship.
- Offer passengers the chance to fly the plane for £1000 per hour. Fellow passengers can raise £2000 to stop them.
- Fit photovoltaic panels over wings and fuselage to generate electrical power for aircraft.
- Hire out hammocks to economy passengers. These can be fitted to hooks in the ceiling above the heads of seated passengers and give simple and almost flat bed.
- Turn the engines off and glide the last 30 minutes of the flight into landing to save fuel. Take bets on the maximum distance travelled or the time before the first passenger screams.







